what's this? a dang ol' baby

baby be all, "yo pop, i'm a baby, look at my fat cheeks and how adorable i am, look at me snatch yr glasses off yr face, oh would you look at that, i'm a fwiggin' baby, bitch"
and baby be all that at six in the morning


i've got all these records

squat li'l homunculus bodies all hunched over and making loud noises, sad little adult children crowded around A Thing (it is kinda shameful)

i love listening to music and other outright lies

shit's dead
music. pff, who cares.